Monday, December 31, 2012

Flooring Remodel - Merry X-mas, to us!

  In an effort to make our house a little more 're-sellable', I decided that I really wanted to replace all the really worn carpeted areas of our house with wood laminate.  This idea was spawned by a flooring replacement I helped my father-in-law with at the family cabin.  Seeing how easy it was to install (even with un-square 1930's - built pole walls) and the cost really made me want to do this in my house.  Also, anybody that has carpet in a dining room...especially with kids...is just retarded.  The carpet get's gross and starts spawning all sorts of groadies that cannot be cleaned out.  Not only that, but the carpet get's really threadbare and un-stretched in highly traveled areas.  Take a look at a few of the 'before' pics:




  So given the flooring I'd done before I figured the main floor would take a day.  The next morning I got started by with a trip to Home Depot to pick up a kick-ass Ridgid 10-inch Sliding Compound Miter Saw.  I hate dropping this kind of dough, but I kept telling myself that it will pay for itself in this project and any project in the future.  And let me tell you, it was well worth it!  I non-sliding single-bevel saw just wouldn't have cut it.
  So I returned home eager to get this project done...
Cleaned up and ready to go...

  ...anybody that has done this before can tell you, starting is the hardest thing to do!  I kept asking myself, 'which way does this thingy need to go????  Once started, it went pretty quick.  By 10:00 it looked like this:

Latte checkin' my progress...
Watching Daddy work

My foreman busting my balls..."you sure you know what you're doin'?"
  So the first day went pretty well, I got most of the main floor done and I was thinking I was going to be finished right on schedule...then I started the stairs.  OMG, NOT FUN!  It took me an entire day just to get the treads ready for the laminate!


My handy-dandy nose-trimmer jig thingy

  When using laminate, the 'nose' of the stair must be trimmed flush with the 'kick' board of the stair.  I used the jig pictured above to transfer the line of the stair from the bottom of the tread to the top.  Originally, I used a circular saw to make the cut, but realized after that it took me an hour to cut the ends of the tread and clean up the edge.  That wasn't going to do it for me, so I fell back on plan 'B' and tried using a Reciprocating Saw I got on sale at Harbor Freight.  That was the ticket!  Any clean-up of the edge was quickly done with my trusty Oscillating Power Tool that was a gift from my father-in-law a couple years ago...thanks Kent!  I can't tell you how great this tool is!  Aside from the gripes about dust being everywhere, this was starting to go smooth!
  So by the end of the second day I only had the stairs ready to start work on.  On Christmas Eve, I cut and fit the treads and it looked like I was going to finish today.  I finally got everything fit and started gluing and nailing the laminate at about 7:00...and then I ran out of glue!!!!  Aaaurgh!  Thinking Wal-Mart was open 24-7, I made a mad dash to get some glue.  Come to find out, they close at 8:00 on Christmas Eve...just 20 minutes late.
  Defeated and tired (mentally and physically), I returned home to my un-completed stairs...it's almost as if they were mocking me, "...and you thought you were going to finish us....ha ha ha, you silly little man!  Now you have to look at us for a whole day before you can even touch us again!  We Win!!!".  Stupid stairs...
Mocking stairs
  The day after Christmas, I completed the stairs, trim, and moulding.  And I have to say, it was well worth it!
Conquered stairs

Finished dining room, from living room

Dining room, from kitchen


Hallway to bedroom and bathroom


  When all said and done, the whole project cost:
Flooring, trim, and pad: $390
Time: 3 Days
Tools: I'm not going to get into this...but the tools cost more than the flooring and time.  And tools last a lifetime!

  All said and done, my wife and I started to wonder why we didn't do this sooner.  I'm a little bummed that we aren't going to be able to enjoy the floor for much longer (if the house sells).  I will also have to say this project really made me hate my desk job...I was sore and stiff for the next week!

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Man Camp, September 2012

  Every year a group of us guys get a chance to leave work, family, and worries behind for a day and kick it with a number of other dudes needing a getaway and guy-time (that's what my wifey calls it...).  We find a remote location so's not to upset the locals and set up our town of tents, trailers, and mobile homes.  The point is to let loose and not think too much about anything except where the next beer is coming from and how long it will be until cookie calls for for chowtime.  In the past, there may have been a lot of fire...and jumping of flames...and even a little shooting.  This year proved to be a little more tame than the few I've been to, which I attribute to the maturity increasing due to a bit of aging as well as the addition of of ankle-biters and better-halves to our lives.
  We all arrived Friday night, set up camp, and mowed down on burgers and brats for dinner.  I would like to throw an 'atta-boy' out to Shawn, the camp cook.  He's a staple of this event and makes the experience even better with the amazing food he prepares.  A full man is a happy man...   It was also great of him to bring the first night's entertainment.  His son, who is a freshman Engineering student attending WSU, just happened to be a little lippy that first night and found himself being taped up by the fire.  I had just missed it by heading to bed earlier, but also hear tell he managed to kick his own ass by tripping over a log and kissing mother earth...hard.  The scar I saw on his face the next morning would prove this is not just rumor.
   Okay, let's get to the pics... Andrew knows the area pretty well so he lead us up Arid Peak trail. 
 
  The first section revealed a pretty good little creek crossing that proved to be a bit of a challenge. Kurt managed to find the only boulder under the water and dumped it, and the technical rocky exit managed to get a number of riders snotted up.  The wetter the rocks got the trickier it became.  Hobbit Scotty (picture explanation to follow) had to turn back due to a faulty clutch, and ended up breaking a chain on the main road.  We all felt for him, but it's a damn good thing he ended up turning back.  This would have been brutal getting a bike out of without a chain.  The rest of the ride to the peak was quite a climb with tight switchbacks and steep technical sections that required a recipe of momentum and 'hold on tight!'.  I have NEVER had the trusty 200 spew coolant, but it did on this climb.  I wasn't the only one though...there were quite a few of us on 'team steam' during the climb...

  This is what some of the trail looked like...this is the kind of trail I really enjoy.  Not too rocky and pretty to boot.  I mean, don't that look great?  Aside from the major dust we were eating all day this was as good as it got...

  This is gnarly.  Rocky, steep, and with nowhere to fall but to the right.  The whole time I was trying not to look to the left which was steep and without foliage to break a fall.  See that large pointy rock that says 'no way, buddy'?  Yeah, I hit that damn thing straight on, unexpectedly popped a wheelie, and went exactly where I shouldn't have been looking.  A quick hop off the bike managed to keep the bike a few feet down the hill and me only a few meters further.  Five minutes later Jesse rolled back down to find a tired Phil on the trail again and gasping for air.  I made it though...I always do...


...and it was well worth it.  What a view.  The fires around the area made these shots hazy...you'll see the haze in all the landscape pics.

Yes, there's a trail here...see on the left?


  At the peak, we found ourselves in what can only be described as a damned boulder field.  Jackson went down hard here and managed to loose his fancy gas-cap breather tube thingy, so he was dipping his netheregions in gas most of the way down...

  Well, this is the nicest part of the ride...the exit.  That little sign to the left states that this trail is a 'one-way only' trail.  You do NOT....nay, you CANNOT go UP this trail!  It is too steep, with step-ups that are just too big to make it up.  It was brutal enough coming DOWN the trail. 
  I have found that there are two types of trails for me: Check-off trails and nice trails. Nice trails are pretty self-explanatory.  Check-off trails are the ones that I can say 'been there, done that, got the T-shirt' and will never do again.  I can seriously say Arid Peak is a Check-Off trail.  I didn't get the T-shirt but that's okay...
  Here's the GPS details of the loop we did:



3100 feet in 5 miles up, 3100 feet in 4 miles down
  Back at camp the beer was cold and the sammiches were great.  I was pooped and was ready to call it a day, but then word was spreading about a ride up to She-foot and I managed to convince myself I had it in me for one more ride.  Unfortunately, we went up 'Long Liz' - the same tight 'Check-off' trail I had done last year with Jason which had some of the tightest switchbacks I've seen.  This year was no exception, except the first section had been groomed the day before which left two inches of fine dust powder. 
 

It's a good climb, but again...what a view.  Again, a few of us were part of 'team steam' up this trail.  We continued on to meet up with the rest of the B-course jokers at the Shefoot lookout...







Frank, me, Kymn, and Jason taking in the sights

  The riding had taken it out of me and I was ready to crash, so instead of going down 'Big Dick' (that's the trail name, for reals) I went back on the road with Kymn, Frank, Scotty, and Russ.  I'm glad I did too, or I wouldn't have seen this view...

Nice pic, Kymn
  Here are the GPS details of the Shefoot ride:


   So now for some honorable mentions....

Trail Boss 'B Course'
 This is Kymn 'B-Course Trail Boss'.   For those who don't know, dirt riding is typically split into three levels: A, B, and C.  A-course consists of single track, B-course is mainly 2-track and dirt roads, and C-course is dirt-roads and highway.  We don't screw around with that C-crap, but Kymn is a badass b-course man...

 This dude givin' the stank eye is Jason...he pretty much puts together this shindig.  Getting Cookie to cook for us, doing the shoppin', and setting location...he's the man.  Thanks Jason!  He also brought his dad on this trip.  It really explained a lot...

Ummmmm
 I don't know what to say, except this is Scotty.  He's a goofy little dude that just so happens to look a bit like a hobbit here, so I thought it deserved a spot!
 
B-course boys: Darth Frank, Ray, (Ryan's Ukranian friend who's name escapes me right now), and Russ
 
  It wouldn't be a real man camp without a few shenanigans.... sticker for Franks truck...



 

  Jason's dad and Kurt, the only guys in camp with long hair...Kurt got the shnazzy nose and glasses from the 'grab bag' that evening.  Jessee was really gettin' after those cheeze puffs...I'm pretty sure he ate the majority of them.
  A noteworthy shout-out to Jason's dad...what can I say...I think he surprised us all and told us some stories that we will unfortunately never forget!
  Until next year...





 

Hiawatha Ride, August 2012

  So the wifey has been really wanting to do the Hiawatha with the kids all summer and we finally made it happen.  To make the experience even better, my buddy Darcy and his family and his brother-in-law's family came along too. 

Darcy rearin' to go...what's that growin' out of his head?!
  I had to show this pic...Darcy is clearly a devoted biker...I mean who brings a $3k bike to a ride where you barely have to pedal?  I have to say though, his light saved our bacon - I thought the train was right behind me!

Darcy's brother- and sister-in-law (owner of three kids)
 
Kristin counting kiddos...
The whole gaggle...ready to hit the Taft Tunnel
    And let me tell you, it was apparent it was the first time the kid-to-parent ratio was more than 1:1 for me.  It was great fun though...they kids screamed damn near the whole way through the first tunnel - the Taft Tunnel - and were totally into it!  
Taft Tunnel Exit

Stopped for lunch



...holy moly...do you see that headlight!?  That thing made me feel like we were being chased by a train...


Shlepping the 'chariot'


End of the ride!